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Fishing Talk / Re: Saturday Night Bat Fight-XIV

« on: March 24, 2021, 08:56:36 PM »

I'll be in Phoenix trying to get one at a local lake.

It may have boots and be wearing a bra, but a bat it will be.

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Fishing Talk / Re: Saturday Night Bat Fight-XIV

« on: March 19, 2021, 09:09:54 PM »

Sweet, I can rep from Phoenix!

738

General Board / I hate F'en Mondays

« on: March 15, 2021, 08:35:06 PM »

Pool pump took a sh!t

Laptop went tits up

Asshole Chase keeps declining my Debit card for no F'en reason, waiting on tackle warehouse order

Trip to Dentist for check up, need wisdom teeth pulled, at least i got nice set of tits rubbed in my face

Work sucked d!ck, cannot staff the contract work i secured so very overworked and no douche bags willing to help

Come on Tuesday you motherf@cker

739

General Board / Re: Kogahead

« on: March 15, 2021, 08:31:31 PM »

f@ck no

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General Board / Re: Kogahead

« on: March 11, 2021, 07:52:58 AM »

a sideswipe is always fun, makes people think twice before providing something to you

741

General Board / Re: Kogahead

« on: March 10, 2021, 05:30:38 PM »

i am so screwed

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: The EDC... 14 years later in the same exact way we first met. (1/30)

« on: March 06, 2021, 10:03:58 AM »

i recognize those criminals

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Freshwater Shore Fishing Reports / Re: First Day of Fifties (2/22)

« on: February 25, 2021, 07:16:35 AM »

Happy F'en birthday you bastid, enjoy the day.

744

Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Bats out during the day?

« on: February 16, 2021, 08:02:51 PM »

My wife took me to the beach for Valentine's day.

That may be the best Valentine's Day I heard yet!


As for the slack line thing.... I can't tell you how many big sharks have done that to me.  Not a nibble, but the line was just laying straight down and I would have to reel in 20 or more yards to catch up with it or where it spit it out.
Thanks for sharing and excellent VDay with us.

You are the luckiest Bastid alive!!!

745

Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Went for a drive

« on: February 16, 2021, 08:01:21 PM »

Vern,

Hang in there!!!

Try a mid-morning tide swing, you can sleep in.

746

General Board / Re: Too much furniture

« on: February 15, 2021, 09:21:03 AM »

Always test the comfort of a pullout before you buy.

You may be forced to use it.

 

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Tuesday Night Fishing. Finally. 2/9/21

« on: February 11, 2021, 08:58:26 AM »

Steve,

Way to kick Tom in the a$$, we have been on the other end too many times.

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General Board / Re: I'm not trying to be absent on the site....

« on: February 07, 2021, 08:09:54 AM »

If you don't post every month someone will delete you you pancake eating MFer.

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General Board / Re: Who knew pop tarts could cause so much headache?

« on: February 07, 2021, 08:06:11 AM »

That will teach you to hijack your daughter's pop tarts.

One day she will hijack your beers!

750

General Board / Re: Falling Apart

« on: February 07, 2021, 08:04:04 AM »

Good luck to you.

Had both shoulders repaired years ago.

Hurts every now and then for no reason at all.

I stopped calling repaired football players pu$$y's when they came back after eight weeks and could not make plays.

It is never the same after surgery.